Last night my wife and I made a visit to Barnes & Noble, to use up some recently received gift cards and to buy some beach reading material (yes, dear reader(s), the Miracle Drug shall be down until Jan. 8th or so. My apologies. Do come back in January!). I was able to find some books that will be suitably undemanding on the intellect for a beach read, yet not so low culture that the front cover has embossed-lettering.
But I made discoveries far more interesting than mere beach reads. I learned that there is a kindly Barnes & Noble censor, trying to protect all from literature that was anti-religion, anti-Bush, or anti-Republican (which, as many on the right have taught us, is really all the same thing).
I walked past a display of politically- and historically-themed books and began perusing. I was surprised to see that there were two stacks of Ann Coulter’s new book - all the other new releases only had one stack each, and do Ann Coulter fans even shop at Barnes & Noble?
Upon further inspection, I realized that that the books underneath the two Ann Coulter books were a different size, and even had dust jackets that were of a different color. I slowly lifted the Ms. Coulter’s equine visage to discover a stack of copies of Paul Krugman’s new book, The Conscience of a Liberal. Underneath the other hypnotic glare of Ms. Coulter’s was an entirely separate stack of books: Craig Unger’s The Fall of the House of Bush. I was shocked to see the suggestion that George W. Bush “still imperils America” and immediately grateful that someone had at least attempted to protect my eyes from such malicious lies. (more…)
